This made me laugh! and laugh! and laugh! Pew! Pew-pew-pew! Pew!

Props to  CountBoogie (Los Angeles, California)

There was a recent post that seductively described why doggystyle sex from the male perspective was so fantastic and the favorite position of most men.

And though it was romantic and eloquent, and I'm sure turned on many many women who enjoy being ravaged in that position.....

Ummmm...I just like it...because I can make funny faces she can't see while I'm fucking her...duh!!!

I pretend to be a gladiator or a pirate...
I put my hands in the air like I just don't care...then flash some gang signs to my mutha fuckin' homies.

I wave to imaginary crowds of thousands cheering me on while I slam my
fat cock in her tight whimpering pussy.

Sometimes I have western shootouts...bang bang!!...You're dead bad guy!!
...then I reach down and slap her ass like a 2 dollar wild west brothel whore.

Or... I drive her like a snowmobile that's escaping from an avalanche...
I pull her hair hard to steer through the snowy trees,
and the harder I slam her filthy cunt...the faster we go, escaping a horrific death...then I use the friction of our fuck to build a fire like a caveman.

Sometimes I'm fighting aliens in space, and every time I pump her horny
wet hole, a laser shoots out the top of her head and destroys
the alien space craft...choom choom ptchuuooo!!!! Explosion...cheers and more waving

All the time, her oblivious face is shoved in the pillow or mattress
enjoying HER secret fantasies (that likely don't include me)
while just enjoying a good hard pounding dirty fuck.

shhhhhh....don't tell anyone...ok??

It's very funny. . . Made me think it this topic ought to go in the funny forum.